SEISMIC

by Jayk Gallagher

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    Recorded over beats by ELOS, SEISMIC presents a very different, electro-heavy sound for Jayk's 4th Los Angeles EP. Lyrics are alternately deeply personal and deeply bragadocious. From an indictment of the music industry's false promises to thunderously banging clever puns about sex... Gallagher runs the gamut. Produced at Swingy Recordings and mixed by Alwayz Prolific. Hold onto your tectonic plates.

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Recorded over beats by ELOS, SEISMIC presents a very different, electro-heavy sound for Jayk's 4th Los Angeles EP. Lyrics are alternately deeply personal and deeply bragadocious. From an indictment of the music industry's false promises to thunderously banging clever puns about sex... Gallagher runs the gamut. Produced at Swingy Recordings and mixed by Alwayz Prolific. Hold onto your tectonic plates.

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released October 31, 2012

Jayk Lyrics, Elos Beats, Alwayz Prolific Mix

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Track Name: Problematic
stayin problematic
like i'm a problem addict
you throw a problem at it
well then i probably had it
reaction automatic
stoppin fast for
sorry bastards
they always askin why i'm laughin while i'm talkin at em
i'm not a drama magnet
i started walkin past it
i'd rather pause my car in park then start the brawl that crashed it
i turned off all my flashers
and all my caution hazards
you keepin talkin dog, not movin on's what causin traffic
i'm droppin chocolate snacks in
echo park market baskets
not hollerin stop or watchin y'all that's in mosh pits scrappin
i walk with God and swagger
y'all is carpet baggers
you got a problem with the song then we can talk it after
see i been locked in slammers
i dropped a lot of acid
you draw a map of my success it gon be topographic
i'm at an alta strata
my guts a pot of lava
it ain't a logical topic of discussion for los demas who are not enseNadas
you is not on my planet
it's like you walkin backwards..
in zero grav
give me your heart so i can autograph it
hell yeah i'm talkin spanish
you are a cocker spaniel
you got a problem motherfucker?
he said no problemo
i got this education
beyond matriculation
you want a drop of the calm that i'm on, you heads best just just practice patience..
cuz from my activation it was aggravation-
the man that raised him made it a constant hazin-
alcohol took me away from him .......
you wanna chill up in this penthouse you must walk the basement
admit your faults and face em
that's what an honest jayk did
i ain't never seen a problem i couldn't walk away from
don't look for walls to rage at
existance always pays it
ya mom'll pass away or your job'll get terminated
a problem always waitin
so you can stop creatin
let the raucousness stagnate
i got it all i'm sated
Track Name: Baxter
what the fuck did you come up in this house for?
los angeles, get up on the floor
what you wanna put me out on now?
i could give a flying fuck cuz we still gettin down

we don't do this to sit here and listen
we throwin beer on our women, beer on our women
(this year ya started spittin, we ain't call you a hero
son you makin six figures ...and all of them zeros)
dont' have a cow like ownin a heifer,
i'm the best that's out now, cuz i'm better, better
we weather the weather whether whatever no stoppin it
don't tell me whether or not i rock you not a meteorologist
autoproctologist, got yo head up yo ass
you can be covered in iv's without gettin a rash
ya girl used to be tight, but what we do in the dark
i took that pussy exploring, now it's loose and clark
don't fool with my art, my shit is sistine chapel
what you do when you spark is more like sixteen candles
i got a moose of a heart, it's head'd fit three mantles
you stand on ya own two, of them pipsqueak ankles
they like is he famous, when i walk in the door
like i'm leavin campfires, leave em wantin some more
they ask whose these wack rhymes is, well they probably yours
you went to hollywood n highland cuz you wanted a tour
i listened to your tape and your demo, i hated the setup
sounded like a tasmanian devil played with the levels of the bass and the treble
... it's off get it fixed
elos and alwayz prolific, there's nothing wrong with my mix

huh

what the fuck did you come up in this house for?
los angeles, get up on the floor
what you wanna put me out on now?
i could give a flying fuck cuz we still gettin down

if we didn't invite you it means that we didn't like you
don't call yourself an emcee if you don't know what a mic do
i'm climbin baxter, overlook the resevoir, this
is a resevoir tip, bring a resevoir tip
get it poppin, eagle rock to compton
griffith park firewall, keep me gettin logged in
when i step in the street you fill my head with the beats
give me these electric beeps until my septum bleeds
playin house typa music you get doused with lighter fluid
don't put me on your stage if you ain't down to fire proof it
i don't rap on a budget cuz my rap isn't budgin
commercial artists be comin, comin to LA to study
we the most fig'ratively richest of the kids in the game
the literal rich when they blaze, stay wishin the same
we in it to win it, we isn't isn't in it for fame
there ain't no way to pay to be able stay spittin this flame
Track Name: Slower
so unhumble
stupid white dudes get turned into forrest gumbo
when ya hear this ya wish ya ears was jumbo
tron, ya hit the john, ya girl gave me her number
jack tumbled and broke his crown
don't mumble when my soul's around
you wanna say something, then you speak clearly
answers never fudgin, beverly cleary
truly, truth be, a blow to the face
ya favorite movie'll be ramona the brave
you know it's insane, with the flows that i say
you'll get blue away like viewin the globe from space
this poetry ain't for the old and the faint
you know that you ain't gotta be a ward of the state to be rollin with jayk
if ya rockin with me
we take the temperature to a hotter degree
keep the farenheit, out the jail we bust
we ain't tryna see a cell, nor have a cell see us
if ya felt these cuts, let me hear ya say hotness
i swear to break earlobes and never break a promise
break speakers, screw it who needs em
ya basses are belong to us, throw away ya tweeters
los angeles, carryin the banners what
the city is my teacher, professor emeritus
hail a bus, transport you when i spark it
they say he got bars like i just made sargeant
dress dapper, ... i get the red snapper
give it to me now or i can get it after
...i shot a satellite outta the sky
am i sure? i ain't got a doubt in my mind
i like a girl's booty with the roundest design
givin emcees depression like 200n9
proud of my lines like i move powder that's white
chilean miners couldn't stop me, they outta they mine
kate moss takin it off, y'all sound de-kleined
de-fend against the drama they spittin
in the battle of life, the best armor is distance
stay outta range, when you talk i don't listen
i'm tryna catch a raise like solar equipment
crabs in a barrell, i parry like farrell
ya success MIA like the spelling of farrow
i pyramid the bullshit, what carries a pharaoh
tryna get on pitchfork with no deal with the devil
ya stock clearance like darrow, i admit it i'm shallow
i ain't takin her in public if the waist isn't narrow
stop in the middle of the bone, that's marrow
it don't matter, reassemble your apparel
reassemble your apparel
Track Name: Gassin Me
look at his look at his look
isn't it good
this is the hook, kid's gonna book
his image is simmering
still or in cinema, six at the foot
get him and stick him in flicks
at the minimum get a
percentage of ten of his stubs

just get him to print
with his signature
really affix it and stick it in blood
i think that enough
envision him stuck
singin for us
until he just sucks
then we can jettison
let him get helped by
the rest of them
after we riffle his bucks

get hittin him up
in want him in front of me
sunday or monday
he better be steadily
hunched for me humbly
chuckling publically
lovingly nutty
this munchkin is coming
and busting for us

our customers lust
for exactly the package
he's packin
with actin and rappin
and keepin em laughin
we have to just have him
move fast and contract him
it'd really a pity be
if we seriously
couldn't just get him to
twitch with our funds

it'd truly and really be dumb
just settle a sum
that'll ripple him up
rip him a check
and then it is done
i'll be here chillin
and poofin a cuban
while you do the humanly
crucible stew of the rudiments
skewed so they proved to him
that what we do is as sick as it comes

this is the fun
stitchin intelligent gentleman gentleman up
killin us some individualists
one by singular one
one by singular one

do i look like a whip to you you?
it's a fallacy
so i gotta ask you b,
why the fuck you gassin me?

x4

son your'e a star
with a wonderful wonderful heart
i'll garner some sponsors
that'll probably stock ya
with monitors, starbust and cars
you'll marker on all of the charts
possibly top,
that's not all that we got,
to a grown degree
you'll go overseas
and tour with Flea
open for Sting
in Rome and Greece
you know the filles
in Bordeaux and Neice
aren't slow but sweet
for those with beats
so don't retreat
i give you my solemnest promise
to make all those whole complete
materialize
it's all gonna happen in flashes
i'm not like the other guys
i know you've heard it all before
but my words are worth more
i knew that your future was
murderous when your true personage
perched at my door

i know they been tellin you
yell and they elocute
but what i'm sellin is truth

now give me your autograph
right on the dotted patch
your ours til we don't want you back
you can't walk or opt for a softer path
not after you mark that slash
now get on with that
x4

do i look like a whip to you?
it's a fallacy
so i gotta ask you b
why the fuck you gassin me?
x2

all we require for life is
you write what we cry for
and nothing you might want
be silent son even when lighting
the night with your super sized form
no need for a wise thought
we'll provide you with tight words
that side with the company line pure
desire, to conspire, with our advertisers
cuz every other one of your lines will
be written by guys or
girls you despise, but
you're saying your rhymes for
the high score
money
for the rest of your life, whore
so sign with your life force
would you like a yellow bentley or would you like a white porsche?

for the biggest on the planet
you'll be like Tony Danza
crossed with Rambo
every angle, every channel
you'll inhabit
every rabbit ears'll have it
every passenger in traffic
every ipad and elaborate
mechanical device
will slap your manliness up in they eyes
they can try
to escape
but every magazine will hype your face
all you have to see is write your jayk
right on the page
swipe away
i can't take it any longer
give your goddamn life away